Ah, the Gila Monster, also known as the "Monstruo de Gila." This reptilian beast is shrouded in mystery and often misunderstood. Legend has it that its breath is so foul that a mere whiff would knock you dead - likely because it's not one for flossing its teeth. This creature is straight out of a vintage horror film, lurking in the shadows with its venomous bite and ominous presence. Beware the Gila Monster, for it is a true monster of the desert - not really… That sounded cool, but they kinda of just sit there...