Old Western Proverb: Never drink with your shooting hand. The guy that figured that out didn't write it, by the way. 

Old Western Proverb: Never drink with your shooting hand. The guy that figured that out didn't write it, by the way. 

If Streets Of Laredo was written in 2023: ♫ As I walked out in the streets of L.A.As I walked out in L.A. one dayI saw a young cowboy, wearing a cowboy hatWearing a cowboy hat,...

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Slap this sucker on and everyone will be yellin' "Hey, good lookin'!" 

The Velicowrangler is a cowboy unlike any other. He rides the fierce and mighty velociraptor, a prehistoric creature that none have dared to tame. Believe it or not, he once...

Think it was June – round ‘47? – down near Eagle Pass… Ya know that good ol' cowboy, James VanDerHorn? Well he says he got woke up by a strange...

The lone bandido criss-crosses the galaxy, having traded in his trusty steed for a spacecraft, he is on the search for somethin’. Who’s to say what it is… Maybe memories...

Everything’s cool, it’s alright, no need to stress. So far, so bueno. 

In the dusty ol’ Western town of Frontiersville, folks live by a simple code. It's a place where sharp tongues clash and tempers flare like wildfire. You can be as...

They say “close” only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, but the similarities between the two don’t end there. They’re both bad activities for first dates, inappropriate stocking stuffers, and...

Everyone who spends enough time workin’ cattle can tell you that they've had some moments where they were an inch from death… or severe embarrassment. Times where they were close...

"When freedom is a memory and justice is outlawed, the just must become outlaws."

You ever find yourself wandering through the desert, down to your last drop, ya best be careful. We’ve seen ornery Saguaros lookin’ for a stick up yell “Reach for the...

Listen, everybody loves a good yardbird. They eat the bugs, keep ornery snakes away, and they don’t take no crap from no one. Yes, we know that’s a double negative,...

This lonely ol’ esqueleto cowpoke has played his song longer than anyone can remember. Just out there serenading the sagebrush and ‘yotes with his gee-tar. He’ll probably keep playing ‘til...

Brosky, Broseidon, Brotato, Brometheus, Brofessor, Brobi-Wan Kenobi, Teddy Bro-sevelt. Whatever floats your boat, Brochacho.

“Howdy Partner” is so 1800’s. “Howdy Dude” is in. Saddle on up, get them little doggies along, and welcome to the modern era of cowboy camaraderie. Or at least that’s...

Somewhere between 3-4 in the morningNot a daggum soul in sightA ‘71 SS 454 El Camino tearin’ down the roadThere’s a storm movin’ in… tonight? Trying to rhyme here, give...