T-Shirts

The lone bandido criss-crosses the galaxy, having traded in his trusty steed for a spacecraft, he is on the search for somethin’. Who’s to say what it is… Maybe memories...

The Stranger, Bill Munny, Joe, Blondie, Rowdy Yates. None of those cowboys ever cried, don’t care what you’ve seen. They just got something in their eye!

If you’re gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough, and if you’re gonna be a Jack Wagon, you might as well be the champ.

The Velicowrangler is a cowboy unlike any other. He rides the fierce and mighty velociraptor, a prehistoric creature that none have dared to tame. Believe it or not, he once...

They say “close” only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, but the similarities between the two don’t end there. They’re both bad activities for first dates, inappropriate stocking stuffers, and...

Every day a thousand people call Texas their new home and every day they get to learn that life is a little different around here. Along with that, there’s more...

Out in the vast, rugged desert with nothing to keep you company but the wisp of the wind, the call of a distant quail, and the yipping of coyotes echoing...

Every once in a while on a summer day, ya get a cool breeze whip across the desert sand. That cool breeze turns to clouds, and clouds turn into a...

Everything’s cool, it’s alright, no need to stress. So far, so bueno.  

Everything’s cool, it’s alright, no need to stress. So far, so bueno. 

La Paloma alas blancas, the “white-winged dove,” is a familiar sight in the wide-open skies of Tejas. The sound of its wings are melody that echoes across the late summer air...

Ah, the Gila Monster, also known as the "Monstruo de Gila." This reptilian beast is shrouded in mystery and often misunderstood. Legend has it that its breath is so foul...

Heard it on the radio, thought it sounded Western. Put it on a shirt, definitely was Western. 

As advertised. Now that's just good clean fun, don't care who you are...

Old Western Proverb: Never drink with your shooting hand. The guy that figured that out didn't write it, by the way. 

Old Western Proverb: Never drink with your shooting hand. The guy that figured that out didn't write it, by the way. 

Trippy, Texas, Hill Country vibes. Speaking of… how many inadvertent Provision Co’s can we dance around? It was a mouth full in 2014, and it still is, but they’re multiplying...

Bighorn sheep skulls are thick and bony to help absorb the impact of constantly ramming their heads together during mating season. This shirt's made of a high quality cotton blend and is...

Anyone that’s ever said “this ain’t my first rodeo,” has more than likely never been in a daggum rodeo. Now, maybe they’ve watched one? Maybe they watched 3-4 in their...

The story of the infamous Jackalope is long and fabled. It's been said that you can entice Jackalopes with whiskey. That they can imitate a human’s voice and enjoy a good...

"Hey, bartender! Play some King George. My baby wants to do a little boot scootin'."

La serpiente se oculta en la hierba // Snakes hide among the sweetest flowers

A chido dude or dudette needs a chido T-shirt. Be a chido guy. Be a chido gal.

Ahh.... the good life. Slow and steady.