To Space T-Shirt
$ 35.00They said the American West was the next frontier, then they went claimin’ space was the final frontier. Well what the hell are we gonna do once they find gold...
To Space T-Shirt
$ 35.00They said the American West was the next frontier, then they went claimin’ space was the final frontier. Well what the hell are we gonna do once they find gold...
Cosmic Cadillac T-Shirt
$ 35.00This ol’ clunker may not look like much, but she can make Mars on a single tank of plutonium. Just don’t run it under 88 mph or it’ll explode. Wait,...
Dueling Cicadas T-Shirt
$ 35.00Live in concert all day and all summer! The harmonizing duo you know singing the hits you love. “All My Exoskeletons Live in Texas,” “Friends in Low Branches,” and their...
Monanatana T-Shirt
$ 35.00Our fly rods got stolen in Gardiner, the truck broke down in Pray (so we did), and we got blown off the highway just outside of Livingston. Still made it...
Monanatana T-Shirt
$ 35.00Our fly rods got stolen in Gardiner, the truck broke down in Pray (so we did), and we got blown off the highway just outside of Livingston. Still made it...
Armadillo T-Shirt
$ 35.00He may be a Tejas icon, but we ain’t messin’ around with no daggum mycobacterium leprae, no siree. Sidle up to the bar all ya want. Just bring yer own...
Cowboy Drawin' T-Shirt
$ 35.00No use shootin’ at each other over spilled milk. I’ll bring the whisky, you bring the colored pencils, and we’ll settle this like men. And we’ll make some purty pictures...
All Cow T-Shirt
$ 35.00“Real cowboys” know the best way to tend the herd is by breakin’ one of their own. You may need a custom saddle with extra long girth straps to get...
Good Neighbors Pocket T-Shirt
$ 37.00The only safe topic is the weather, and even then we barely agree. Luckily all we need to mend relations is ice cold beer and a good handshake. And the...
High Stepper Vintage T-Shirt
$ 37.00These boots cost a month’s pay, so you better believe I’m wearin’ ‘em every chance I get. Black tie, business casual, a trip down to the piggly wiggly. Some folks...
Senderohead T-Shirt
$ 35.00“What’s the matter with Wayne?”“What do ya mean?”“Head’s hangin’ low. He’s all stooped over. Draggin’ his feet. Looks downright depressed if you ask me.”“Naw, he’s just lookin’ for arrowheads.
Senderohead T-Shirt
$ 35.00“What’s the matter with Wayne?”“What do ya mean?”“Head’s hangin’ low. He’s all stooped over. Draggin’ his feet. Looks downright depressed if you ask me.”“Naw, he’s just lookin’ for arrowheads.
All Giddy No Whoa T-Shirt
$ 35.00Horse watched too much Bill and Ted, so when we say whoa, he just thinks we’re impressed. Matter of fact, he starts runnin’ even faster. If ya hang on long...
Need this Rain T-Shirt
$ 35.00Only moisture I’ve seen fall from the sky in the last six months came out of a flock of pigeons. Weather man said a system was rollin’ in. All I...
Pick Your Poison T-Shirt
$ 35.00Alright, smart aleck. We know. Poison and venom ain’t the same thing. But by golly it was a good idea, and we just ran with it.
Muskogee Okie T-Shirt
$ 35.00They say ya can’t choose where you’re from. Then again, they didn’t know we were gonna be writin’ our own stories. And if you’re gonna make it up, ya might...
Real Western Pocket T-Shirt
$ 37.00We put quotes around it to emphasize just how real deal western we are. No funny business. Same reason we use a lot of air quotes when we talk. So...
Real Western Pocket T-Shirt
$ 37.00We put quotes around it to emphasize just how real deal western we are. No funny business. Same reason we use a lot of air quotes when we talk. So...
Triple Threat T-Shirt
$ 35.00Any good fishin’ guide knows that a successful day on the rio ain’t just about puttin’ big ol’ toads in the net. If ya wanna make it in this business,...
Triple Threat T-Shirt
$ 35.00Any good fishin’ guide knows that a successful day on the rio ain’t just about puttin’ big ol’ toads in the net. If ya wanna make it in this business,...
Sendero Automotive T-Shirt
$ 37.00Well stocked on Frito corn chips, RC cola, and the best gas cans for miles around. Gas on the other hand is ten miles up the road. We’ve also got...
High Stepper T-Shirt
$ 35.00These boots cost a month’s pay, so you better believe I’m wearin’ ‘em every chance I get. Black tie, business casual, a trip down to the piggly wiggly. Some folks...