Real Western Hoodie
$ 69.00We put quotes around it to emphasize just how real deal western we are. No funny business. Same reason we use a lot of air quotes when we talk. So...
Triple Threat Bandana - Green
$ 17.00 from $ 17.00Any good fishin’ guide knows that a successful day on the rio ain’t just about puttin’ big ol’ toads in the net. If ya wanna make it in this business,...
Drawin' Cowboy Bandana - Red
$ 17.00 from $ 17.00No use shootin’ at each other over spilled milk. I’ll bring the whisky, you bring the colored pencils, and we’ll settle this like men. And we’ll make some purty pictures...
Dueling Cicadas Sticker
$ 5.00 from $ 5.00Live in concert all day and all summer! The harmonizing duo you know singing the hits you love. “All My Exoskeletons Live in Texas,” “Friends in Low Branches,” and their...
Cowpoke Sticker
$ 5.00 from $ 5.00Servin’ up only the freshest, flown in daily on an ol’ beat up barnstormer. Locally owned and operated by Mr. Mumphrey himself, the town pilot, doctor, and newly re-elected mayor....
Armadillo Sticker
$ 5.00 from $ 5.00He may be a Tejas icon, but we ain’t messin’ around with no daggum mycobacterium leprae, no siree. Sidle up to the bar all ya want. Just bring yer own...
Real Western Sticker
$ 5.00 from $ 5.00We put quotes around it to emphasize just how real deal western we are. No funny business. Same reason we use a lot of air quotes when we talk. So...
Howdy Stranger Sticker
$ 5.00 from $ 5.00Every wanderin’ soul that takes a seat at this bar is talkin’ bout that new feller in town. Haven’t seen him myself, but they all say he’s a severe lookin’...
Snake Luck Sticker
$ 5.00 from $ 5.00Truth be told, stumblin’ cross a rattler ain’t all that common unless you know where to look. You find one out there in the great yonder, and you best believe...
Sendero Automotive Sticker
$ 5.00 from $ 5.00Well stocked on Frito corn chips, RC cola, and the best gas cans for miles around. Gas on the other hand is ten miles up the road. We’ve also got...
Monanatana Boxy Tee
$ 35.00Our fly rods got stolen in Gardiner, the truck broke down in Pray (so we did), and we got blown off the highway just outside of Livingston. Still made it...
Monanatana Boxy Tee
$ 35.00Our fly rods got stolen in Gardiner, the truck broke down in Pray (so we did), and we got blown off the highway just outside of Livingston. Still made it...
Armadillo Boxy Tee
$ 35.00He may be a Tejas icon, but we ain’t messin’ around with no daggum mycobacterium leprae, no siree. Sidle up to the bar all ya want. Just bring yer own...
Real Western Boxy Tee
$ 35.00We put quotes around it to emphasize just how real deal western we are. No funny business. Same reason we use a lot of air quotes when we talk. So...
Cowpoke Boxy Tee
$ 35.00Servin’ up only the freshest, flown in daily on an ol’ beat up barnstormer. Locally owned and operated by Mr. Mumphrey himself, the town pilot, doctor, and newly re-elected mayor....
Cowpoke Boxy Tee
$ 35.00Servin’ up only the freshest, flown in daily on an ol’ beat up barnstormer. Locally owned and operated by Mr. Mumphrey himself, the town pilot, doctor, and newly re-elected mayor....
Cowpokes and Poets Boxy Tee
$ 35.00Ol' cowboy Ed wasn't never the most colorful fella on the cattle drive. Matter of fact, he was downright creepy around the campfire. Always scribblin' somethin' peculiar. We buried him...
Desert Mark Boxy Tee
$ 35.00Legend has it, long ago on a desert night, a band of amigos saw an apparition in the light of the fire. A vision so clear it couldn’t be ignored....
High Stepper Boxy Tee
$ 35.00These boots cost a month’s pay, so you better believe I’m wearin’ ‘em every chance I get. Black tie, business casual, a trip down to the piggly wiggly. Some folks...
High Stepper Boxy Tee
$ 35.00These boots cost a month’s pay, so you better believe I’m wearin’ ‘em every chance I get. Black tie, business casual, a trip down to the piggly wiggly. Some folks...


