Accessories

Ain’t a good idea to 50/50 a longhorn. Trust us, cowboy. Daggum flip kick on the other hand? A stunt like that’ll land ya one heckuva sponsorship. Probably not from...

When you’re lost in the Galactic West, ridin’ a horse named Jupiter in the asteroid belt, a laser-proof sidekick is all you need to stay on the straight and narrow....

Different mother, still my brother. Six shooters and samurai swords? It’s all basically the same. Underneath it all, we’re just two old souls searchin’ for our next cold one.

Don’t even think about reachin’ for that bridge, amigo. This is barroom rules. Five dollars a ball. The felt is ripped, none of the cues have tips, and the table...

We kept going west till we ended up somewhere else entirely. Maybe it was east. Maybe it was a fever dream. All we know is, the sashimi was fresh, the...

Who needs Wascawwy Wabbits when you’ve got the even more elusive and unknown Jackawope right here in Tejas?! Always in season, but rarely seen. In fact maybe never.

The main event, tonight at Arena Los Senderos. Jefe defends his title against the underdog: the Conejo Kid. Seniors get in free. Kids are half priced. Buckets of beer are...

When you’re lost in the Galactic West, ridin’ a horse named Jupiter in the asteroid belt, a laserproof sidekick is all you need to stay on the straight and narrow....

This cowboy went west seeking the toughest ride known to man. He conquered every bull he could find and kept goin’. The big orange whiskered fellah was a different sorta...

If you’re gonna wear it, ya gotta learn how to tip it. And while we’re at it, ya better learn how to take it off before steppin’ into a tatami...

If you’re gonna wear it, ya gotta learn how to tip it. And while we’re at it, ya better learn how to take it off before steppin’ into a tatami...

Turns out the path west ain’t always straight. Sometimes it’s marked in bold red letters and takes you to places you never expected.

We see the "want to slap this stamp sticker on" in your eyes.

The 90s were only like a decade ago, and you can’t convince us otherwise. We were just mindin’ our own business playing vidya games. Stayin’ up too late watchin’ kung...

Rode hard into a typhoon for several days. Couldn’t see five feet in front of our faces, but we drove the herd till we found some new country to pasture...

New from Extremely Western Cinema, a tale of guts, glory, and probably some missing gold (cursed of course). This is the story of the Farcical Four: Jim the jangler, Helena...

This groovy sticker comes from the days when groovy was acceptable speech. Like shag carpet and lava lamps, some things just don’t need to be brought back. This one? We’ll...

Sometimes you plan it, but most nights it just sneaks up on ya. Next thing you know, you’re sitting at a Waffle House at 3am drinkin’ cheap black coffee wonderin’...

Live in concert all day and all summer! The harmonizing duo you know singing the hits you love. “All My Exoskeletons Live in Texas,” “Friends in Low Branches,” and their...

Truth be told, stumblin’ cross a rattler ain’t all that common unless you know where to look. You find one out there in the great yonder, and you best believe...

He may be a Tejas icon, but we ain’t messin’ around with no daggum mycobacterium leprae, no siree. Sidle up to the bar all ya want. Just bring yer own...

Every wanderin’ soul that takes a seat at this bar is talkin’ bout that new feller in town. Haven’t seen him myself, but they all say he’s a severe lookin’...

Servin’ up only the freshest, flown in daily on an ol’ beat up barnstormer. Locally owned and operated by Mr. Mumphrey himself, the town pilot, doctor, and newly re-elected mayor....

We put quotes around it to emphasize just how real deal western we are. No funny business. Same reason we use a lot of air quotes when we talk. So...

Well stocked on Frito corn chips, RC cola, and the best gas cans for miles around. Gas on the other hand is ten miles up the road. We’ve also got...