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    The Director Of Fun Goes Full Time

    It’s been an eventful year for Kris Kahler. Lots of ups and downs as the Temporary Director of Fun.
    But today, we’re doing something special for him...

    So Who Is Kris Kahler?

    What are you most excited about being the DoF? Oh, I have all kinds of stuff planned… Like the video said, all corporate approved. These guys clearly need help having fun, and we might have to hatch a few eggs, but I’ll get them there. Thinkin’ fun two-a-days and mandatory laughing sessions are a good start. Then we’ll get to the hard stuff like opossum wrasslin and such. Either way, pretty sure we’re going to get dropped from our insurance policy.

    What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse?

    A jackrabbit. Jackrabbit Rodeos would be next level…

    Which Disney princess would you bring to a fight?

    Moana. She beat the crap out of The Rock, dude. No one can do that...

    Morph two animals to make one super animal:

    Eagle Tigers, and I’d charge $2 for rides and $5 for cokes.

    What is your least favorite word in the English language?

    Beavers. They’re Satan spawn, and they deserve a cold place in hell.

    If you had to become an inanimate object for a year, what object would it be?

    A speed bump. Don’t ask me why, just sounds cool.

    Least favorite beverage:

    What’s that Cambucka about? Is that how you spell it? I have no idea what it is, but anything that’s that hard to spell shouldn’t be drunk.